The Secret Life of Speed Weaver

Who IS Speed Weaver?
I am the son of the famous race car driver, Pops Weaver. After Pops retired, he designed a revolutionary new car called the "Muck 5". I am now the sole driver of that car. I race in events around the world where it seems to be OK to knock your opponents off treacherous cliffs, only to become flame balls at the bottom of some gorge. Also, I live in this weird world where no one's mouth syncs up with their voice.

Pops hid the specs on the power plant of the Muck 5 (a Yamaha Kt-100se) with Rain-X on my windshield. Only when it rains are the plans revealed to those who know it's there (the gas attendant who washes my windows hasn't figured it out yet!).

I have a girlfriend named Pati, a mechanic named Ringo, and a little son named Bonzai who has a pet iguana named Chim-chim.

Hobbies & Interests
My hobbies are racing, danger, and cute girls with squeaky-high voices (who can fly planes as a teenager!). My interests are racing, danger, and cute girls. If you want to thank me for improving your dreary life by creating this page, you may email me your heart-felt thanks to